Anti-snoring device

The Arduino blog has posted one of the dumbest things ever... a device which "teaches" on not to snore. I have sleep apnea. No device is going to "teach" me to overcome it. I am going to snore, because I am going to continue to stop breathing in my sleep. cpap is not an option because I also suffer aerophagia and I actually feel worse instead of better. There are a couple of different sugical implants available now, which I will investigate as soon as I have insurance which doesn't exclude prior conditions.